Big Brother

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M. Giant: B- | Grade It Now!
Dom if You Do, Dom if You Don't

The competition begins, and the ski platforms start swinging from side to side while the houseguests hold onto handholds. After a minute or so, the wall tilts forward, shaking nobody loose. Julie goes to ads as though the HoH is going to be decided before the end of the episode. Which, it may or may not be by the time I'm done writing this.

When we come back, Lawon's looking a little pained, so I think a snowball is in his near future. Julie flogs the upcoming week's worth of shows as always, and says something about how we can "play a role in the next game-changing twist." But... wouldn't we have to care?

Everyone's still on their ski platforms, although some of the skis themselves are starting to look a little limp. Julie cues the snow and says goodnight. And Lawon is either about to fall or is concentrating very hard on his happy place.

M. Giant is a Minneapolis-based writer with a wife, a son, and a number of cats that seems to have settled at around two. Learn waaaay too much about him at Velcrometer, follow him on Twitter, or just e-mail him at m.giant[at]

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Big Brother




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