Friday Night Lights

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Drunken Bee: C- | 1 USERS: A+
Jumping The Gun
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Noelle is driving along, smiling, because for some reason this girl is always smiling. It makes her so unlikable. Panther Football Radio tells us that it's recruiting season and that what matters nowadays is "verbal commitment." Noelle's cell rings; it's Smash, wondering where she is. He says Alabama is there and Oklahoma Tech is on its way, and tells her to hurry up.

At the Williamses', an Alabama recruiter is talking Tuscaloosa nonsense to Smash, lots of "God Bless America and God Bless Football!" Corinna looks on, unimpressed; Noelle busts through the door, and Smash greets her with relief. She dances her little jig for the Alabama coach, impressing him with her knowledge of their record-- "eight national championships" -- and playing hardball with him, narrowing her eyes and wanting to know if he'll waive "the physical" for Smash. Cut to Oklahoma Tech wheeling and dealing, Noelle nestled next to Smash on the couch, you guessed it, smiling. Nonnie and Corinna hang around in adjacent rooms being annoyed at Little Miss Thing. Pile on some more recruiting, some more Noelle smiling, and end on a guy from Georgia wanting a verbal commitment. Smash says he'll let him know and then thanks him for the peanuts. Georgia guy tells him how tasty boiled peanuts are and then declares, "So good they'll make you want to slap your Grandma." Anyone else weirded out by how much this Georgia recruiter looks like Mike Huckabee (both of them obviously total monobrow waxers)? Noelle beams at Smash as Georgia Guy leaves. What is this girl's motivation? She makes no sense to me.

Making all too much sense is how Julie wakes up: hungover. She grabs a bottle of Tylenol off her night stand but has to hide it under the covers when her dad comes in her room. "Either Way" by Wilco plays in the background. Note to self: Next time hungover, play the very soothing "Either Way" to ease the ache. Before Julie can say anything, Eric apologizes to her for putting her in "that situation." I can't believe he didn't notice at all how drunk she was the night before. Like he didn't check in on her after he threw Tim out of the house? And realize that she smelled like a brewery? Or the floor of a frat house? Anyway, this morning, Eric won't let her say anything, and Julie lets him continue to think that Tim was macking on her, rather than quixotically dragging her drunk ass home. Eric tells her she needs to pick it up or else they're going to be late. So much happens before breakfast on television!

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Friday Night Lights




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