Game of Thrones

Step One: Cut a Hole in a Box

By Monty Ashley | Aired on 06.09.2013

Mhysa - Last episode of the season. Opening credits. Let's go! The credits contain the same places as last week: King's Landing, Dragonstone, the Twins, Winterfell, the Wall, and Yunkai. I'm kind of surprised we're staying at the Twins for another...

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