This week, Sue Sylvester gets a bad reputation (see: episode title) when Finn uploads to YouTube a stolen video of her grooving to internationally renowned animal rights activist Olivia Newton-John's "Physical." Of course, the clip goes viral by lunchtime, thereby instantly transforming Sue Sylvester into the laughingstock of the teachers' lounge. Meanwhile, Will gets a bad reputation (see: episode title, again) when Sue decides to convince "Ella" to stand up for herself in the latter's on-again, off-again relationship with Mr. Schue. Of course, Emma takes Sue's advice to heart and calls Will a slut in front of all of their colleagues, thereby instantly transforming him into The Manwhore Of McKinley High. And to top it all off, the entire Glee Club gets a bad reputation (see: episode title, again, some more) when a certain anonymous and knocked-up someone papers the school's halls with a "GList," which uses some complicated algebraic formula to factor the relative tramposity of each member of the group. Of course, the adults freak the hell out about the GList's suggestion of wanton teenaged promiscuity, thereby instantly transforming the entire Glee Club into the victims of an hysterical witch hunt launched by the freaking adults.

Sue, mortified and utterly humiliated, visits her handicapable sister out at The Home for a little pep talk and returns to McKinley dangerously close to mending her wicked, evil ways. Fortunately, Miss Olivia Newton-John gives Sue a ring to suggest they shoot an updated version of her 30-year-old "Physical" video, and Sue immediately becomes an internationally renowned top-700 recording artist, thereby restoring herself to her rightful place atop the teachers' lounge pecking order.

Will, mortified and utterly humiliated, ignores Emma for most of the episode, then shows up at her office with a lovely floral arrangement by way of apology. Even though it almost kills her, Emma politely says, "Thanks, but no thanks," because she's in therapy now for her obsessive-compulsive disorder, and she thinks she and Will need to start all over from the beginning, the better to learn who each other really is, rather than who each wants the other to be. Or, you know, some such bullshit psychobabbling therapyspeak she just five seconds ago picked up from her analyst.

The entire Glee Club, neither mortified nor utterly humiliated, gets yelled at for some stupid reason by Mr. Schue and Maharishi Figgins over the GList with which a certain anonymous and knocked-up Quinn papered the school's halls, then winds up with an assignment to "rehabilitate" songs whose reputations have fallen upon hard times. Songs like "Ice, Ice Baby," "U Can't Touch This," "Run Joey Run," and "Total Eclipse Of The Heart."

Wait a minute. Who hates "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"? Go to hell, Ryan Murphy. And LTG and I agree: You can take Jonathan Groff's goddamned yoga pants with you.