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Ben, The Two Of Us Need Look No More

Dharmaville Auto: Juliet is showing Kate the ropes. Kate knows nothing about mechanics and they laugh for a moment, then get all awkward. Juliet finds out that Kate now knows about her and Sawyer. Juliet's relieved Kate already knows. She couldn't figure out a way to tell her without sounding like she was trying to get her to stay away. Kate pretends that's fine, but Sayid's return saves her from having to make a long, drawn out pretence. As the women watch the men lead Sayid back to his cell, Sawyer realizes his women are swapping stories and dies a little inside. I laugh as hard as Sayid did back at the tipi, and I'm not even drugged (unless caffeine counts). We then cut to...

Nighttime; Sawyer and Juliet's Love Shack: What appears to be the hippie dippy version of a Council of Elders has convened in Sawyer's living room. They are trying to decide what to do about Sayid. Radzinsky advocates killing him. Sawyer reminds them that they're civilized, and it seems Radzinsky and Sawyer are battling for Horace's soul. Horace needs more time to consider, but Radzinsky threatens to call "Ann Arbor" until Horace makes a decision. Amy jumps into the fray. She's all pretty and sweet so you think she's going to be, "Give peace a chance," but no siree-bob. She's a mother lioness, and can't bear the thought of a hostile living among them, and her wee, innocent babe, who to her is just Ethan, not ETHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so she advocates for killing our good friend Sayid. For the children. They take a vote on the Radzinsky Solution, and after some pressure from Horace, "LaFleur" makes it unanimous, which to me, was the second biggest shocker of the night. Did you yell at your TV, too?

Hotel; 2007: Sayid and Ilana enter kissing and spinning. He throws her on the bed and when Ilana encourages him to remove her knee-high boots, Sayid starts to oblige. Oh Sayid, you are so much smarter than this! Can't you see that kick in the face coming a mile away? Apparently not. Ilana lands it but good, and then knocks him to the ground. They struggle and Ilana comes out on top. She takes a gun from who knows where and tells him that if he so much as flinches, he's dead. She's a professional all right. She says she was hired by the family of Peter Avellino, the man Sayid offed on the golf course, the year prior. She will neither confirm nor deny that she's a bounty hunter, but that's what I'm going to call her 'til we learn otherwise. She makes it clear to Sayid he's going to pay for what he's done. And we jump to...

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