Orange Is the New Black

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-13 Recaplet	A Christmas Story Can’t Fix Crazy - The holidays in prison are just about as crappy as you'd expect.	07.11.2013 08.13.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-12 Recaplet	Mean Girls Fool Me Once - Someone finally calls Piper out for not being the nice girl she thinks she is, and Claudette loses it when her appeal goes south.	07.11.2013 08.07.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-11 Recaplet	Nothing More Than Feelings Tall Men With Feelings - We like Piper more than Larry, Crazy Eyes nearly makes us cry and we're feeling bad for a pathetic Pornstache? What is this show trying to do to us?	07.11.2013 08.05.2013		Angel Cohn
1-10 Recaplet	"Bitches Gots to Learn" Bora, Bora, Bora - Piper becomes amazing, Tucky starts doing faith healing, a group of delinquent teens visit for some scared straight lessons and things go poorly for Tricia.	07.11.2013 08.01.2013	A+	Angel Cohn
1-9 Recaplet	How Do I Get You Alone? Fcksgiving* - Piper pisses of Healy with her lesbian antics and winds up in solitary instead of eating urine-filled gravy for Thanksgiving.	07.11.2013 07.31.2013	A+	Angel Cohn
1-8 Recaplet	Twix Are For Kids Moscow Mule - Red has long been a genius smuggler, and it seems like everyone is either pregnant or in the midst of delivering a child.	03.05.2021 07.26.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-7 Recaplet	This Is WAC Blood Donut - Piper learns that WAC is BS (which we could have told her) and Janae could have been a college track star, but is instead getting in fights with yoga instructors in jail.	07.11.2013 07.25.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-6 Recaplet	Vote for the Worst WAC Pack - It may come as a shock to some of you, but politics inside of prison are totally corrupt.	07.11.2013 07.24.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-5 Recaplet	Tastes Like Chicken The Chickening - Piper has the entire prison go on a wild chicken chase and Diaz has the worst mother.	07.22.2013 07.22.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-4 Recaplet	Screwed Imaginary Enemies - Piper idiotically steals a screwdriver and has to clean up urine, so it’s a winning few days in prison for her.	07.11.2013 07.18.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-3 Recaplet	I'm Not a Witch, I'm Your Wife Lesbian Request Denied - Piper gets wifed up and we learn how Burset landed her lovely self in prison.	03.05.2021 07.17.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-2 Recaplet	Pop Off Tit Punch - We learn that Red has quite the backstory.	07.11.2013 07.16.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-1 Recaplet	Jailhouse Rock I Wasn't Ready - Thirty-something Piper is paying for the sins of her twenty-something lesbian self by serving her prison stint and making new uses for maxi-pads.	07.11.2013 07.11.2013	A	Angel Cohn