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The Hardy Boys' Sympathy For The Devil, Part I
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THEN! Castiel makes his sparkly entrance upon being summoned by Bobby and Dean. He tells Dean he's an angel of the Lord and shows us the shadow of his mighty, mighty wings. Bobby tells the boys about "The Rising of the Witnesses" and that the prophecy is from Revelations. Your substitute recapper screams that the show got the name of the book wrong. Bobby says it's a sign of the apocalypse. Castiel tells Dean that the seals are being broken by Lilith. Blonde Lilith the Second doesn't like her Grampy anymore. Castiel tells Dean that once the last seal is open, Lucifer will walk free. A dirtbag demon taunts Sam about his months without his brother, and about all the nasty things he and Ruby do in the dark. Sam uses the Pimp Hand of Ipecac to exorcise it from its host. Dean flips out on Sam, telling him how far from normal and human he's gone, and says that Castiel threatened to stop Sam, unless Dean does. "Sam Hain" brings Pagans and Christians together to mourn the show's lack of attention to detail, then rises and possesses art teacher Don Harding, as Castiel narrates that the raising of "Sam Hain" is one of the 66 seals. Sam uses the Pimp Hand of Ipecac to exorcise Sam Hain, and gets a bloody nose, migraine, and a lot of grief from Uriel, who tells him to ask Dean what he remembers from Hell. Dean has flashbacks of Hell and we're ready for the...

NOW! which rhymes with Wow, which is what we get in "I Know What You Did Last Summer." Anna Milton is at the Connor Beverly Behavioral Medicine Center. She sits on her bed and listens to unintelligible whispers, until her therapist calls her name. The therapist exposits for us that Anna is there because she became hysterical and it took four people to restrain her. Anna says that she understands everyone thinks she's nuts, but "It's all true." The therapist says, "It's okay. You can tell me. I'm here to listen." Don't do it, Anna. Anna can't keep her peace any longer. "The END is coming. The apocalypse." She tells her Lilith is trying to break the 66 seals necessary to free Lucifer from Hell, and he will bring the apocalypse. She adds, "So? Smoke 'em if you've got 'em." She goes back to listening to the angels. You'll never get out girl, if you let them know the truth. They can't handle the truth. The therapist calls her back to earth, and Anna apologizes, saying she was just listening. The therapist says, "So you were saying there are 66 of these seals in the world?" Anna says, "No, there are about 600 possible seals." (The closed-captioning reads 6000.) "And Lilith only has to break 66 of them, and no one knows which 66 she's going to break. That's why it's nearly impossible to stop her. That's why the angels are losing. That's why we're all going to die." You're gonna die in that ward, girl.

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