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The Cracky Boys Crack The Crack Crackman Of The Crackopacrack

Meanwhile, back at this week's motel room, Castiel concludes his lecture by noting that Famine "must devour the souls of his victims," which explains the Soul-In-A-Box Sam and Dean found in the demonically enhanced undertaker's briefcase. Oh, wait a minute -- my bad. My Sweet Baboo actually has one more point to make: "Lucifer has sent his demons to care for Famine, to feed him, to make certain he'll be ready." "Ready for what?" Super-Stupid Sammy asks. "To march across the land," Castiel all but duuuuuuuuuuhs as the camera hops back to what remains of the Biggerson's patrons, and I'd attempt to rouse Raoul so the dear lizard might shriek and howl with delight over these shots of flies swarming the corpses, but I'm quite seriously worried that his sweet little cold-blooded heart will burst should he be exposed to any more of this evening's awesomeness, so I'll leave him be for now. "Glalalalalalaalallalalalllaalalalah!" As for those flies, well, it didn't occur to me until now that the previous sequence was a flashback to Famine's initial arrival in town, but given the fact that it takes a bit of time for the fly party to really get going on a fresh corpse, that's clearly what it was. Just so you know.

In any event, as the camera pans across various fly-infested Biggerson's corpses, that demonically enhanced undertaker from a couple of scenes ago hesitantly enters the diner, clutching at his wounded arm, and quickly fills Famine in on Darling Sammy's current coordinates, wisely choosing to go with the good news first. Famine's all, "Yes, yes, very nice, FEED ME! FEED ME THE ONE WHO LOVES TWINKIES BRAND NON-DAIRY SNACK CAKES FROM HOSTESS!" The profusely apologetic demonically enhanced undertaker hastens to explain the unfortunate soul-ditching sitch and spins to hustle off in search of a replacement, but Famine wants what he wants when he wants it and so shoots out a seemingly frail arm towards the demonically enhanced undertaker's rapidly retreating back. The demonically enhanced undertaker stops dead in his tracks and immediately belches out a foul, bitterly black cloud of demonic goo, which pours down the front of his body to linger above the linoleum just long enough for the now thoroughly depossessed undertaker's corpse to disappear into the murk as said corpse drops to the floor. And then, the cloud of goo streams through the air into Famine's mouth, and after it vanishes down whatever Famine's using for a digestive tract these days, The Horseman flashes his pearly yellows and murmurs, "Delicious!" right before the entire scene vanishes down the next METAL TEETH CHOMP!

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