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The Hardy Boys Go Where Angels Fear to Tread

Back at the abattoir, Uncle Arthur still refuses to SHUT UP ALREADY, so let's get to the good part: Dean slathers a hunting knife with holy water and... "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Yep, while Alastair simpers something about having carved Dean into a new animal, or whatever, Dashing El Deano takes that water-slathered hunting knife and guts Uncle Arthur like a trout! "VIOLENCE!" shrieks Raoul, giddily clapping his paws together with delight now that Uncle Arthur's finally getting his. "UNREPENTANT ACTS OF WANTON VIOLENCE AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Unfortunately for Our Intrepid Hero, something surreptitiously opens a nearby water valve with a bit of telekinesis and loosens a bolt on the overhead pipe with a bit of the same, allowing tiny drops of water to patter down onto the outermost edge of Castiel's impenetrable devil's trap, wearing away the chalk. DUN!

Out in the antechamber, meanwhile, a light above Castiel's angrily feathery mop zots and shatters, heralding the arrival of Pete's secretary from Mad Men, and she's looking as gaunt and skeletal in this appearance as she did in her last two on this show, but I suppose that's not important at the moment because we're meant to believe it was she who opened the valve. I think. I mean, when it first happened, it could have been Alastair, despite the trap's purported strength, but with Anna's oh-so-coincidental arrival at the very same time, perhaps she's responsible for the sabotage. Doesn't really matter, of course, because it's neither of them, actually, but before I get too far ahead of myself, let's see what Anna wants with My Sweet Baboo. First though, they must explain her appearance, for as you'll recall, her human form was destroyed in that flash of white light during one of the episodes Cindy McLennan so expertly covered during my late convalescence. Seems Anna's a sentimental sort, and she called in a couple of favors to have her human incarnation restored after she re-angelized herself. Good to know. And after all that, we still don't know what the hell she's doing back, because they've forced us back over to...

...The Abattoir, where fucking Uncle Arthur still refuses to SHUT UP ALREADY AND DROP DEAD. He's now bleeding freely from his scalp and mouth, however, so that should at least please... "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Yeah. Him. And while Raoul writhes around upon his overstuffed armchair, Alastair gets in his only good line of the evening when he sucks back a mouthful of blood and smiles, "It's your professionalism that I respect." Heh.

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