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The Hardy Boys Get Molested
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Rattle, Rattle THEN! And apparently, when I claimed "So whaddya say we kill some evil sons of bitches, and we raise a little hell?" was this season's "Saving people, hunting things!" I was a LYING LIAR WHO LIES, because this is the third time the THEN!'s been preceded by Dear El Deano manfully urging, "Look, [our worthless bastard of a so-called father's] gone now -- we have to carry out his legacy, and that means hunting down as many evil sons of bitches as we can!" Thanks for ruining my heretofore immaculate reputation, show. In any event, as you'll recall, "a damned door to Hell" was opened in last season's finale, in the process unleashing a roiling cloud of bitterly black demonic goo across the vast wastes of Wyoming, and Darling Sammy might have returned from The Great Beyond as an impossibly gargantuan bar of Ivory soap. Later, Ruby The Sparkly Haired Demon offed a couple of the Seven Deadly Sins with her Knife That Can Kill Anything Except When It (Probably) Can't before hinting she might be able to help El Deano with his Crossroads Demonette problem. In other "Things That Can Kill Anything Except When They Can't" news, Samuel Fucking Colt fashioned a fucking gun way back in 1835, and 172 years later, Dean used it to obliterate both The Ceiling Demon and The Ceiling Demon's janitorial host. Are we all caught up? Excellent, because we all need to shut the hell up for the...

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