The Girl With The Dungeons And Dragons Tattoo

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Demian: F | 21 USERS: A-
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Richard Roman Enterprises. Lobby. Aftermath. Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day® bangs futilely against the locked lobby doors while Richard Roman descends from above in one of those stylish see-through elevators. Fortunately, Dead Bobby's there to inflict a little glass-shattering ghastly mojo on the lobby doors and when Richard Roman approaches with Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day®'s Leviathanically-enhanced boss, Dead Bobby whacks the latter up with enough otherworldly energy to send the monster careening into a wall. Dead Bobby next sets his sights on Richard Roman himself and Our Idiot Morons come tumbling through the lobby doors just in time to watch as Dead Bobby starts kicking Richard Roman's ass from one end of the atrium to the other. It's a lot more boring and stupid than it sounds. Thus, you know, the lack of encouraging hoots and hollers from yours truly. Dead Bobby pins Richard Roman against a bizarrely-placed image of The Time Warner Center in Columbus Circle long enough for Our Idiot Morons to escape with Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day®, the latter of whom seems to have injured her arm despite that Super-Unique Superhuman Sparkle™ of hers, after which Dead Bobby retires to...

...this week's crapped-out piece of automotive trash, which is now speeding away from Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day®'s former place of employment. Geek-coded chit-chat ensues until Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day® passes out in the back seat, and with that, we head back to...

...the executive floor to watch as an infuriated Richard Roman prepares to devour his Leviathanically-enhanced underling whole, and what's that? Another CHOMP!-less commercial break? Will this fucking episode never end?

We return from this evening's final break to fade up on whatever Vancouver building they're using to represent Chicago's Greyhound terminal and, long story short, Our Idiot Morons escort Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day® to a bus and niche piece of nerd masturbation fodder disappears from the Supernatural screen forever. Hooray!

On the way back to this week's crapped-out piece of automotive trash, Our Idiot Morons get to talking about Dead Bobby's "vengeful spirit crap" back in that lobby. However, as they have little time to deal with that whole mess at the moment because they just wasted yet another entire episode supporting yet another guest "star" I want to drop off a cliff, they decide to figure out what's up with Richard Roman's clay tablet first. And with that, we finally and at long last cut to black.

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