The Man Who Knew Too Much

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Demian: D | 5 USERS: B-
Que Sera Sera, Hardy Boys

...Catatonic Sam does the same in the panic room. Dean freaks and moves to restrain Catatonic Sam, but the epileptic spasms cease almost as quickly as they'd begun, and as Catatonic Sam falls back down against the cot...

...Partially Reconstituted Sam trudges back up to the road, where he finds the barmaid waiting for him, leaning against the Impala with a hard expression on her face. "I remember who I am," he begins as he wearily approaches her, "and everything I did this past year." "And I remember you," he adds, making an effort to meet her unblinking gaze. The barmaid allows a small, cryptic smile to pass across her face, and the screen flares white to dump us into...

...yet another flashback, this of yet another actual event we never before witnessed. Some Mother-sent monster with crimson eyes has the barmaid by her throat, deploying her as a human shield while Soulless Sammy approaches from the opposite side of that tavern from the top of the hour. "Walk away," the monster calls out, "or the girl dies!" Soulless Sammy considers his options, then blasts a hole in the barmaid's stomach. "VIOLENCE!" bays Raoul, writhing uncontrollably about atop his overstuffed armchair in absolute paroxysms of alcoholic glee, for he is half in the bag at this point. "WANTON ACTS OF UNREPENTANT BARMAID-SLAUGHTERING VIOLENCE AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Are we enjoying ourselves? "[Slurp!]" I'll take that as a yes. "There goes your leverage," Soulless Sammy smirks, and as he fires off one last flashback shot that presumably takes out the crimson-eyed beast as well, the screen flares white again to whisk us back to...

...the Impala, where the barmaid directs our attention to the lurid bloodstain now spreading across her white beater. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "Didn't I tell you to turn back?" she asks Partially Reconstituted Sam. "That you wouldn't like what you found?" she reminds him. Partially Reconstituted Sam offers her his profuse apologies for shooting her in the stomach, but now that we know for a fact she's not real, who gives a shit? The ever-nameless barmaid dematerializes in a haze of squiggles, leaving Partially Reconstituted Sam alone.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Catatonic Sam reclines peacefully on the panic room's cot while Dean gets blotto on Bobby's scotch. "Atta girl! [Slurp!]" Bobby eventually returns with Belthazor in tow, and everybody's favorite Eurotrash angel makes with a few snide remarks regarding the decor before getting down to business. He passes Dean a slip of paper upon which are written the coordinates to Castle Crowley, and best as I can tell, it's some nonexistent address in Kansas, but that's not important right now because what is important right now is the fact that Belthazor refuses to flutter Bobby and Dean over there. He's stuck his neck out far enough already, thank you very much, especially considering how powerful Castiel's become, so Bobby and Dean are on their own. With that, Belthazor bids them good luck, and scrams.

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