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Demian: A- | 3 USERS: A-
The Hardy Boys Go Back To The Future. Again.

And it's a FLASHBACK! Lawrence, Kansas, late 1978. Unburnt Mary, by now well into her third trimester, stands with Doable John in Impending Dean's future nursery, patting her distended belly while enthusing about some bit of nursery paraphernalia she managed to snag at a garage sale for only 25 cents. "You really don't think it's just a little cheesy?" Doable John asks, wincing at the object in question, which remains off-screen for the moment. "I think it's sweet," Unburnt Mary simpers, snuggling up against her extraordinarily beautiful husband for a cuddle as the camera reverses to take in what they're talking about, and it's a creepy little hand-painted ceramic angel figurine with the dead-eyed face of a serial killer. "Eeeeep!" shrieks Raoul, for creepy little hand-painted ceramic angel figurines with the dead-eyed faces of serial killers frighten him almost as much as preadolescent girls do. "It's true!" In any event, Unburnt Mary murmurs that she isn't sure why she's grown so attached to the tchotchke, but she has, and the two of them get all schmoopy and whatnot for a bit until Doable John scampers off to do something manly, like plumbing. Thus left alone in the nursery, Unburnt Mary starts a little bit when Impending El Deano nails her spleen with a particularly vigorous kick, and she gently admonishes her frisky fetus before cooing, "It's okay, baby, it's all okay." She gazes at the figurine one more time and smiles, "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

You can fetch me that cocktail now, Raoul. "Hooray!" Oh, by the way: Next week, Sam and Dean meet Cupid. Why is this show turning into Charmed?

Demian will cut a bitch if this show turns into Charmed. Raoul will hand him the knife. "DEATH! Hee! [Slurp!]" You may reach the former at The latter is an imaginary gay dragon still under house arrest on the Internet.

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