Supernatural

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Demian: B- | 4 USERS: A+
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And The Hardy Boys Shall Make You Free

Abattoir. Immediate aftermath. Dean advances upon Secretly Evil Sammy with that knife (which is actually a bone saw, I think) until an increasingly panicky Secretly Evil Sammy promises to tell Dean the truth, which is this: Secretly Evil Sammy came back from Hell without his soul. Oh, hang on! My bad. We don't find out that Secretly Evil Sammy's missing his soul until next week's episode. Well, actually, we don't find out that Secretly Evil Sammy's missing his soul until the promo for next week's episode, which should be airing about thirty seconds after Secretly Evil Sammy finishes this ridiculous and seemingly endless monologue he's delivering at the moment, which is all about how unfeeling he's been since he came back from Hell. Is it over yet? "It is!" Excellent. "Why?!" Because now Dean gets to beat Openly Evil Sammy like Openly Evil Sammy owes him money. "VIOLENCE! WANTON ACTS OF UNREPENTANT SASQUATCH-BEATING VIOLENCE AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Yep, Deeply Depressing El Deano sacks up long enough to punch Openly Evil Sammy to the floor, whereupon he pounces and proceeds to smack the pretty clear off Openly Evil Sammy's face with an additional thirteen -- thirteen -- meaty, thwacking, blood-spattering wallops. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" And in the end, Drained Yet Still Deeply Depressing El Deano gazes bleakly at what his fist has wrought until we finally slip into this evening's last blackout. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"

That wasn't so bad, was it? "I found parts of it most intriguing, I must say!" No. "What on earth do you mean by that?!" I mean no, you cannot set up a lavishly decorated abattoir in my basement. "Oh, you're no fun at all!" See you next week, everybody! "[Blaaaaat!]"

Demian didn't know Raoul played the tuba until tonight, either. Raoul will have you know he studied that noble instrument for years at Julliard. "For years! At Julliard!" You may reach the former at demian_twop@yahoo.com. The latter is an imaginary gay dragon on the Internet.

Check out an interview with Supernatural star Misha Collins.

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