Vampire Diaries
Pictures Of You

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Cindy McLennan: A- | 6 USERS: A
Rebekah Goes To Prom!
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Previously on The Vampire Diaries... Elena cries.

Presently, on The Vampire Diaries: Bonnie, carrying an armful of flowers, stops at Jeremy Gilbert's grave, even though Elena told us there was no room at the inn in the Gilbert plot. Bonnie cries, rues her lame last words, and whatnot, before she's interrupted by (a vision of) Jeremy. He tells her she has to wake up and open her eyes. When Bonnie does so, she realizes she's on fire. All it takes is an, "Oh my God," and a swoosh of Expression magic to extinguish the flames. Who is her god? Could it be...Silas? (That only works if you use a Dana Carvey/Church Lady voice. My apologies to those of you who are too young to know what I mean.) Title card.

Mossy Manse. Damon and Stefan toss a football back and forth as they pontificate about Elena. In the house! I know their mother has been dead for more than a century, but still.... Honest to goodness, I'm so tired of them. You know, had either of them never killed anyone, I'd find their plight more sympathetic, but they're serial killers in search of a girl they can control. Forever. They've lost count how long it's been since Elena killed someone, but figure it's been eight or nine days. Stefan suggests they make Elena want her humanity back. If that fails, they'll move on to Plan B: Lock her up and keep her sidelined, "until you and I figure out a Plan C." Damon wonders how Elena will react when all her post-Germ-death memories smack her in the face. Stefan says, "Then you, my friend, will be right by her side..." Damon says, "Right, because you don't want to keep reliving history. And when this is all over, you're just going to get out of her life." Stefan says, "Bingo." Don't you believe him, Evil Pixie Monster.

Klaus Haus. Rebekah tells Elijah she wants the cure, so she can turn human and have babies. Klaus finds her plans mock-worthy. He tells Elijah how Silas has been getting inside his mind. "He will torment me until I give him the cure." Rebekah exposits about this will involve tearing the veil between their reality and The Other Side. Klaus fills in the blanks, and tries to play their dead brothers as trump cards. Rebekah says, "Please. You hated Kol, and you kept Finn in a box for most of his life." Elijah makes everything all better, at least for the moment. "Your personal discomfort might not be sufficient reason for putting the entire world in jeopardy, Klaus." I wish he'd point that out to the Brothers Salvatore, too, but sadly, no. Elijah decides Rebekah deserves the cure. Klaus whispers some threat in her ear, but Rebekah shrugs it off as best she can. Once she's alone with Elijah, he tells her she has to prove to him this isn't one of her whims. She must live a day without using her vampiric abilities. Should she succeed and determine this is still what she wants, the cure is hers. We cut to...

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