Rock of Love‘s Daisy Gets In a Sticky Situation

by Angel Cohn October 10, 2008 4:20 pm
<I>Rock of Love</I>‘s Daisy Gets In a Sticky Situation

Gentlemen, grab your condoms and head on over to the VH1 casting offices. You can win a chance to date Daisy de la Hoya, she of Rock of Love fame. You remember, she was the one that looked like Janice from The Muppet Show and was super slutty. So if you are one of those Plushies or have been dying to pick up Bret Michaels' sloppy seconds (and STDs), now's your chance. And there's good news for you internet porn lovers: you don't even have to move from your computer, you can apply online to be a part of the skankfest. And then fans, or people who can't turn away from this massive, disgusting trainwreck, can vote on whether you are worthy to compete for a chance at sleeping with getting a blow job from dating Daisy.

Meditations on the Daisy/Ambre Feud From A <I>Rock of Love</I> Innocent Someone named Daisy (who was described to me as "the one who looks like Janice from the Muppets" -- not helpful, Angel) recently told TMZ that she had done some dirty things with Bret Michaels, even though he has a girlfriend (someone named Ambre, which I'm told is pronounced "Amber" and not "Am-Bree" like it's spelled -- not helpful, whoever named Ambre). This has apparently become very big news because Ambre has taken to her Myspace blog to defend her man's honor. Keep in mind her man is Bret Michaels, so I don't really understand why she's bothering, but here's what she had to say:

"Daisy has no involvement with Bret and my relationship, therefore there is no validity to her statement."

So yeah, he totally nailed that Daisy person. Probably wore a red bandana when he did it, too. He's Bret Michaels. I'm Mindy Monez. I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Downton Abbey: Casualties of War

by Ethan Alter January 30, 2012 6:00 am
<i>Downton Abbey</i>: Casualties of War

Although the residents of Downton Abbey have witnessed the ravages of war courtesy of the steady stream of wounded soldiers that have passed through the sizeable manor, their own personal casualties have been limited... that is, until last night. In the opening sequence, Matthew and William go over the top for one more big charge and run straight into an explosion that leaves them bloodied and battered in a muddy pit. While both men are retrieved from the battlefield still alive, they arrive back at Downton considerably worse for the wear. By the end of the hour, one will die, while the other may find himself wishing he had. But they aren't the only people left wounded by the war. Here's our picks for last night's five biggest wartime casualties:

TWoP 10: Summer's Guiltiest Pleasures (So Far)

by TWoP Staff June 5, 2009 6:00 am
TWoP 10: Summer's Guiltiest Pleasures (So Far)

For years we've been conditioned to lower our TV expectations during the warmer months, seeking out shows that we would never allow to clutter our overstuffed DVRs at any other time of year. But even though it's only early June, there's already an unusually high amount of truly addictive television - shows that we should be ashamed to watch, but aren't. Here's our top ten favorite guilty viewing pleasures of the summer so far.

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