TWoP 10: Shows That Heather Locklear Should Join Instead of <I>Melrose Place</I>

As expected, Heather Locklear has agreed to appear on the new version of Melrose Place as bitch queen Amanda Woodward. And while she's the best thing that could happen to that mediocre, at best, rehash of a series, this "show saver" could do so much better. We've got some ideas on shows she could improve just by being in their general vicinity.

Heathers: The TV Series (Don’t Do It)

by Angel Cohn August 31, 2009 12:02 pm
<i>Heathers</i>: The TV Series (Don’t Do It)

It was announced recently that some geniuses at Fox and Sony Pictures TV decided that it was about time to turn Heathers into a TV series, since everything else is being redone already. My knee-jerk reaction was that this was a horrible idea (and made me shout "fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" at my computer) but I decided in fairness that I would rewatch this iconic film from my youth yet again to see how they could possibly transform it into a weekly television show. Maybe it was outdated and ready for an reboot. But now that I have, I still think it is a terrible idea, unless they can get Tina Fey or Ryan Murphy to do it. Which they haven't.

Today's TWoP News: Thursday, January 17, 2013

by Ethan Alter January 17, 2013 2:17 pm
Today's TWoP News: Thursday, January 17, 2013

The ratings are in and the future for American Idol is... cloudy.

Today's TWoP News: Wednesday, September 12, 2012

by Samantha Rullo September 12, 2012 4:18 pm
Today's TWoP News: Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Bros, rejoice... everyone else, carry on as usual and avoid the movies for a little while.

Real Housewives of New York City: Rating the New Wives

by Angel Cohn June 5, 2012 12:49 pm
<I>Real Housewives of New York City</I>: Rating the New Wives

While Housewives come and go on these shows, this season of Real Housewives of New York City has experienced a major cast upheaval. Out are Jill, Alex, Kelly and Cindy, with only Ramona, LuAnn and Sonja surviving the reaping. To provide some new blood (not to mention more drama), the show welcomed aboard Aviva, Carole and Heather. But can these ladies really fill the shoes of the likes of Jill and Kelly? Well, no one brought out any jelly beans and started spouting off about "satchels of gold" in the season premiere, and there was no screeching of "Bobby" in the most annoying whine ever, so we're skeptical. Here's how the new gals did in their debut effort:

Today's TWoP News: Thursday, August 25th, 2011

by Ethan Alter August 25, 2011 4:01 pm
Today's TWoP News: Thursday, August 25th, 2011

They've got the beat?

Hysterical Blindness

by Lauren Gitlin December 11, 2008 11:43 am
Hysterical Blindness We've barely buried the most recent season of Dancing With the Stars and already the rumor mill is churning out possible contestants for the next season. The nerve! Have some respect for Brooke Burke and her glorious gams, show!

We Need A <i>Melrose Place</i> Remake Like Kimberly Needed That Hole in Her Head If Denise Richards fabricating a story about how her assy reality show It's Complicated is getting picked up for another season has taught me one thing, it's to not trust what dumdum plastic surgery victims/"actresses" say about goings-on in the TV industry. Chances are, they're hoping people will accuse them of merely being confused rather than outright lying, and then realize, hey! That's not such a bad idea, what she said! Maybe we should renew that crappy show no one watched! With that said, I'm taking what Lisa Rinna has said about rumblings of a Melrose Place remake with a grain of Restalyne. I know she's hard up for work now that she's exhausted her second fifteen minutes as the token cougar on Dancing With the Stars, but let's not even put a bug in the CW's ear, OK? It's not fair to anyone.

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