Well, this is the most Lifetime show we've ever seen on Lifetime, and a perfect fit with the utterly ridiculous Drop Dead Diva. That's not saying that The Client List is good by any stretch of the imagination, but it is very in keeping with the network's formula of women in tough situations trying to make the best of things. It would actually be somewhat of an empowering message if you take away the fact that the star is parading around in lingerie and prostituting herself for quick cash. And if you could focus on anything at all besides Jennifer Love Hewitt's half-naked body and the scantily clad men she spent the premiere episode oiling up.

It's about time they brought back Men in Trees.

Nobody gives massages like J.Love gives massages.