Khloe Kardashian's Fifteen Minutes Start Now

by Lauren Gitlin July 15, 2008 1:41 pm
Khloe Kardashian's Fifteen Minutes Start Now Noooooooooooooooooo! My very favorite Armenian giantess Khloe Kardashian is going to jail! Apparently KK violated parole for a DUI from a few years back and the mean old judge threw the book at her! I hope her sentence falls in to the Nicole Richie space-time continuum, which would mean that she'd be in jail for a total of about twelve minutes.

I'm trying to look on the bright side of things and see this as wake-up call Hollywood (or at least a producer at E!) needs to give Khloe her own reality show and/or barely fictionalized lady prison movie. The youngest Kardashian girl is the runaway star of the otherwise kind of stupid Keeping Up With The Kardashians. She's feisty ('member the time she started a fight the guy at the car dealership?) and independent (instead of letting her sisters set her up on a blind date, she goes out partying with her girlfriends) and totally hilarious (when she suggests that Kim get her boyfriend Reggie a leopard for their anniversary, when she refers to Bruce Jenner's wang as a "sau-seeej"). This is a woman who's time has come. Kim might have the booty, but Khloe has the brains, and when gravity fails, what would you rather be watching on your HDTV?

Trumps Trump Hogans, Kardashians in Trashiest TV Family Contest Not satisfied to exploit every inch of his own being and empire, Donald Trump has resorted to pimping out his daughter Ivanka for a new reality dating show called Date My Daughter. To quote the press release/casting call: "'Date My Daughter,' starring Donald Trump and his daughter Ivanka, features dads helping their daughters find true love, with daddy's approval [Ed's note: PUKE! Any grown woman who calls her father "daddy" needs to quit it. NOW.] Casting producers are looking for socialites [Eds' note: Again, puke.] between the ages of 21-30 years old who are attractive, possess a great attitude and a generous spirit. The dads should be affluent and interested in helping their daughters find true love." Here's a thought. Maybe these "affluent dads" should mind their own damned business and/or explore why they take such an abiding interest in their daughters' dating practices. In therapy.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Everything Old is New Again

by Aly Semigran February 18, 2014 11:32 am
<i>The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon</i>: Everything Old is New Again

I must admit something right off the bat: I've never been the biggest fan of Jimmy Fallon as a late night talk show host. I know, I know, that's like saying puppies are overrated and ice cream is a sub-par dessert. I'm of the minority and I realize that. Let me clarify that I actually thought Fallon's Late Night was a fun, hip (The Roots rule all!!) and modern (the guy knows his viral-friendly audience) show, but Fallon's interviewing style of fawning and giggling over every single guest always hit the wrong nerve with me. Again, I realize that Fallon doesn't have the gravitas as Letterman, nor the politics of Stewart and Colbert, but I like my hosts more edgy and daring than agreeable and starstruck, and the squeaky-clean Fallon most certainly ain't that.

Today's TWoP News: Tuesday, March 5, 2013

by Rachel Stein March 5, 2013 3:46 pm
Today's TWoP News: Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Today's news is dedicated to Les Moonves's loose lips.

Today's TWoP News: Monday, December 31, 2012

by Ethan Alter December 31, 2012 1:30 pm
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Congrats, you crazy kids! Enjoy your last New Year's Eve without a baby to rush home to.

Today's TWoP News: Wednesday, October 17, 2012

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Who knew Mario Lopez could be relevant for more than one reason in a single day?

Today's TWoP News: Tuesday, October 2, 2012

by Ethan Alter October 2, 2012 5:00 pm
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Giancarlo Esposito now has a full season to improve his equestrian skills.

The Most Heinous Person on Reality TV This Week

by Angel Cohn July 27, 2012 1:13 pm
The Most Heinous Person on Reality TV This Week

Abby Lee Miller may have humiliated a little girl by making fun of her hair, but at least she didn't head butt her.

Today's TWoP News: Thursday, June 28, 2012

by Samantha Rullo June 28, 2012 4:09 pm
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For a show always in danger of cancellation from low ratings, Community sure does make a lot of headlines.

Today's TWoP News: Tuesday, June 12, 2012

by Kaitlin Reilly June 12, 2012 2:17 pm
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Fans of Chuck: Your favorite blond secret agent will be playing detective alongside the gang at Miami Metro Homicide.

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