To celebrate the illustrious return of some of the most horrifyingly despicable people on reality television, we've dedicated this week's entire edition to the cast of Teen Mom 2 because there were just so many awful people to choose from the season premiere. Don't worry, Real Housewives and Real Worlders… we'll still have you on our radar when we return to our regular format next week.

Most awesome person of the week on reality TV easily goes to Harry Connick, Jr. who nearly single-handedly renewed our interest in American Idol with his charming antics and musical knowledge. You're a wizard, Harry. The rest of reality TV was filled with despicable morons, like usual.

New year... and a bunch of horrible new reality stars to contend with. Welcome to 2014, everyone.

We knew that those dads from Teen Mom 3 would be back on the list in no time.

A week where the dads from Teen Mom 3 were largely tolerable (or just not shown) makes us really happy.

It's a bad week to be getting married, or even just be engaged.

Our hero of the week is Tim Gunn, for being classy while telling several bitter Project Runway contestants off for daring to say the show was fixed. We actually really like him when he's angry.

Lesson of the week: If you are going to pretend to be someone else online, don't pretend to be a celebrity.

We're hoping those ladies from the Real Housewives of New Jersey really upped their energy for the upcoming reunion because their stupid back-and-forth fighting about next to nothing really didn't merit them even one spot on our list this week.

It was a rough week to be a kid.