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Reality Mash-Ups Even Better Than Jake Pavelka, Heidi Montag and Danielle Staub

In a terrifying display, The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka, The Hills' Heidi Montag and The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub were spotted filming a reality show of some kind together recently. Even if this project never finds a network and nothing comes of it, the way the media has run with the photos of them together is no doubt just going to encourage other famewhores to try to join forces for similarly unholy super shows. I'd watch almost any of them that came into fruition, but I'd enthusiastically watch these match-ups in particular.

Kody Brown, Josh Duggar and Kate Gosselin (A show about kids that is even sadder than Toddlers and Tiaras.)
Dr. Drew, Guy Fieri and Survivor's "Secret Agent" Phillip (Professionals in their fields and professionals at being douches.)
Real World/Road Rules Challenge's CT, Teen Mom's Amber and Scott Disick (Anger management edition)
Patti Stanger, Tyra Banks and Wendy Williams (So. Much. Yelling.)
Kendra Wilkinson, Rock of Love Bus's Ashley and JWoWW (My personal favorite. The reasons should be obvious.)
Kim Zolciak, Pauly D and Sanjaya (Hairdos unite!)
Joan Rivers, Janice Dickinson and The Real Housewives of Miami's Elsa the Witch (Faces!)
The Fabulous Beekman Boys, Rupaul's Drag Race's Shangela, and Chris March (So sparkly.)
Big Brother's Jorff, Snooki and a Hoarders flattened cat carcass (The brain power alone!)

Your ideas? Leave 'em in the comments!




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