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The Most Heinous Person on Reality TV This Week

Just in time for mother's day... a week where children disappoint their parents in so many ways.

Caroline (Real Housewives of New Jersey)
For making her daughter Lauren feel like crap about herself because she isn't skinny like her brothers. And telling her that if she loses weight, she can be successful in life is just bitchy behavior. Not only did she attack her daughter for being heavy, but Caroline didn't stop her husband or her kids who picked on Lauren mercilessly while she was attempting to diet, telling her she'd have fat children. We hope Lauren doesn't get her a good Mother's Day present.

Vicki (Real Housewives of Orange County)
Speaking of RH moms who don't deserve gifts this weekend, may we also present Vicki, who was personally devastated by the fact that her daughter (who is in her twenties) decided to elope with a guy she's been dating for two years. She was shamed and embarrassed by this decision and mortified to tell all her friends. Oh, and did we mention that Brianna just survived a major cancer scare, and the young man she eloped with just got home from fighting for his country? It's not like they are two reckless teens on 16 and Pregnant or something.

John Rich (Celebrity Apprentice)
He did a fundraising inquisition as part of being on Trump's advisory committee for the final task, but mostly used the whole thing to brag about how awesome he was during his season. And he gave each finalist grief about not raising as much cash as he did, but was unaware (or didn't care) that there were extremely few fundraising tasks over the course of this particular season of Apprentice. And saying that Aubrey should have asked Diddy for money is ridiculous. He really needed to do some research before ranting.

Kelly (Toddlers & Tiaras)
We're trying to resist putting T&T moms on here, as they are such easy targets, but this one was a real piece of work. She had a set of twins, Alycesandra and Giavanna, and obviously favored one over the other. One girl gets to perform with a cute little lamb; the other gets an ugly turkey. Kelly kept referring to Giavanna as "the other one" in interviews, ignored Gia for throwing a tantrum about not winning cash and bitched at an announcer for not pronouncing Aly's name properly. C'mon, that name has like 100 extra letters, so cut the lady some slack. Also, there was turkey poop all over the hotel room and you know she didn't clean that up. Plus, she has a tour bus exclusively for her children to use to go to pageants and has spent an estimated half a million dollars on her small girls' pageant careers. That's a lot of money when you can't even remember one kid's name.

Dave (The Amazing Race)
He may have won the race, but he went out like a loser. In the grand tradition of TAR's Flo, he was a nightmare all season, screaming at his partner about everything. When they missed the ferry, he blamed her for them losing the grand prize, whined more than a kid without a crown on Toddlers & Tiaras and was an egomaniac during their helicopter ride. We feel for his wife/partner Rachel. Though Big Brother's Rachel and her purse-throwing antics weren't all that much better.

Winner: Vicki
In addition to making her daughter feel like dirt about eloping, she also used the celebration of their marriage to foist her weird new boyfriend onto her two kids, creating two of the most awkward encounters ever -- especially since both children said they had no interest in meeting the guy whom their mom was screwing. And Vicki thought it was fine because Brianna put her in a situation of having to accept her boyfriend of two years as a husband, not understanding why that's different than expecting your kids to accept some strange guy she's been dating for a couple months as their new father figure. Even worse, the fact that she's still married to someone else didn't register with her at all.

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